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What I want to know is: is it physically possible to punch yourself-10-years-in-the-future in the trachea? Smartass bastard. I hate adults.


Except the Tenth. He was magnanimous.

[FILTERED FROM TSUNA]

Listen up, losers.

October 14th, arguably the most important day of the year, is coming. If you don't fucking know what day it is, I will come over there and beat you unconscious with this stupid day-to-day calendar of motivational sayings Cavallone had hanging in 'Never Land' or whatever the fuck he calls his room of pedophilia.

If you act enthusiastic, you'll be enthusiastic will be ingrained in your ugly foreheads so if you really DON'T know make it easy on yourself and feed yourself to a shark.


Attendance is mandatory for every member of the Vongola famiglia. Expensive gifts required and will be inspected prior to presentation to the Vongola X. I reserve the right to shove any lameass gifts down your throats. Value over 2 000 yen or 150 euro necessary or you'll be crapping out your slinky or action figure or whatever the hell.

Location is still up in the air. But you better all be there to honor Jyuudaime's special day.








Except Mukuro.








No Cavallones allowed.

yet another slumber party log

GENDER-BENT SLEEPOVER PARTY!!!


Party on the Vongola ship. Girls and effeminate homosexual men only. Any straight men* attempting to sneak in for a panty raid or any other shenanigans will be tonfa'd or sodomized with a wooden plank. With nails in it. Or both! BEWAAAAARE.









*straight men not currently sporting breasts and a vagina.
GOKUDERA-SAN WENT TO SNIPER ISLAND TODAY!!!!! HE FOUND OUT THAT IT'S IN HIS HEART!!!

YAY!!!!!!!!

HE ALSO FOUND A COMPUTER!!! :O :O :O


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It's only been a few months, and you're already a wanted man, Tenth.

Obviously the marine authorities realize how extremely dangerous you are. Too bad they'll never catch you.
Dear Tenth (mia sporgenza mio capo mio eroe per vita):

This is my official resignation from the Vongola famiglia and the position of your Right Hand Man.

Until I can resolve this issue safely with Kannushi demonBgone69, I'm not fit or safe to be around you. Please don't look for me. This is for the good of the family.

Lo ha fatto mai sanno che you' con riferimento al mio eroe,
e tutto che voglia essere?
Posso volare più superiore ad un'aquila,
causa siete il vento sotto le mie ali.


I will be taking a small, voluntary leave of absence. You have my cell-phone number and an only MOSTLY incapable replacement guardian but if worse comes to worst call me and I'll be back IMMEDIATELY.



(( strikes are INVISIBLE/DELETED. ))

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Tenth, I've almost caught up with the boar. He nearly lost me over the waterfall and pit of giant poisonous snakes, but I won't give up. Any enemy of the Vongola famiglia has to be eliminated.

.... Is snake edible?





Hey this is fun, right? Just you and me and.. Reborn-san. No annoying cows or baseball morons ruining the atmosphere with their stupidity.
So.

Bucking Horse's ship is shabby, poorly put together, aesthetically displeasing, dumb, and smells like inferiority.

But at least it has a decent sewing machine.



Sleeping on the floor isn't so bad anymore.
REBORN-SAN.

I finished the wanted poster. Sorry it took me so long.. had to make sure it was perfect.

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... If you know your way around this weird universe and want on the best, classiest ship, contact me or... me.